Windows Error Codes Translation

WinErr: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait….:(
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 625 Working Error – The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes.
WinErr: 902 Screen Error – The system is working perfectly, I’m not lying, your monitor is wrong.
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt – Hang on, WHAT was that?
WinErr: 72b Memory Error – What? Tell me again.
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: – Although your disk is in perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don’t like it any more.
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error – The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimized, so I had to mess them up and put acouple of hundred .TMP files all over the place.
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error – $500 to Gates or your computer self-destructs.
WinErr: 294b BlackMail Error – $500 to Gates or I’ll show your wife the JPG’s you just downloaded….:))

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Koje ribe?

Otišao Suljo pecati na neko jezero u Americi gdje je inače pecanje zabranjeno. Ribe k’o pijeska. Začas navadio punu kantu ribe i taman je ponio, kad – rotacija. Drot.

Policajac: Gospodine, ovdje je pecanje zabranjeno. Morat ćete krivično odgovarati  za te ribe.
Suljo: Ovo su moje ribe.
Drot: Kako?
Suljo: Fino. Ovo su moje ribe. Ja ih svako jutro donesem ovdje na jezero,  pustim ih da se malo isplivaju, poslije ih zovnem, one se fino vrate u  kantu, nosim ih kući i sve tako. Hoćete li da vam pokažem?

Drot: Hajde.

Suljo istrese ribe u jezero. Tajac nekoliko sekundi.

Drot: Hajde sad.
Suljo: Šta?
Drot: Pa zovni ih.
Suljo: Koga?
Drot: Pa ribe.
Suljo: Koje ribe?

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Pametan čovjek

Sudac pita okrivljenog kojeg su uhvatili na djelu kako krade:

– Jeste li oženjeni?
– Ne, nisam i nikada neću biti!
– Tol`ko pametan čovjek, a krade!….

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