2007: Do kraja godine smršavit ću ispod 100kg!
2008: Religiozno ću provoditi dijetu dok ne padnem ispod 120kg!
2009: Realno ću razmisliti o svom stavu o mršavljenju!
2010: Barem tri dana u tjednu hodam na posao!
2011: Provest ću se autom kraj teretane barem jednom tjedno…
03.01.2011. Kategorija: Svaštara(1773)
WinErr: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait….:(
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 625 Working Error – The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes.
WinErr: 902 Screen Error – The system is working perfectly, I’m not lying, your monitor is wrong.
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt – Hang on, WHAT was that?
WinErr: 72b Memory Error – What? Tell me again.
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: – Although your disk is in perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don’t like it any more.
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error – The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimized, so I had to mess them up and put acouple of hundred .TMP files all over the place.
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error – $500 to Gates or your computer self-destructs.
WinErr: 294b BlackMail Error – $500 to Gates or I’ll show your wife the JPG’s you just downloaded….:))
05.11.2010. Kategorija: Svaštara(1773)
Došao pijanac u park i sjeo na klupu pored punkera sa šarenom metla frizurom i bulji u njega.
Nakon nekog vremena punkeru dosadi i razdere se:
– Šta buljiš? 100% nisi nikad ništa radio osim pio.
– O sinko, radio sam ja svašta. Jednom sam bio toliko pijan da sam okinuo papagajku. Pitam se da mi nisi ti sin….
20.04.2010. Kategorija: Svaštara(1773)
